What I'm about to tell you is going to sound like a tall tale, but I swear to God it is 100% the truth.
Papa/Husband brought Brilliant Baby and a cup of coffee to me in bed this morning. This kid is used to a little snuggle first thing in the morning, so he got right under the covers.
But Curious George was on down stairs and I was watching the Channel 8 news so he wasn't likely to be happy for long. I handed him my cell phone.
He flips it open, smiles big and starts pushing buttons. I leaned towards him to keep an eye on him, just to make sure he doesn't like call my sister or something. Almost immediately, I hear a sound and look closely and he has taken a picture with my phone. Well, a picture of the blankets on the bed, but a picture! He looks up at me and says "ha ha" and some other baby stuff that I can't translate.
He continues pushing buttons and I glance over to see that he has the menu of my address book open on my phone. I say 'No No, Baby" and reach for the phone. He says "Ahhhh" loudly and pulls away.
Just then I see the screen where you send text messages. It's just a wonder I know what it looks like because I rarely send text messages. Almost never, if the truth were known, but I do know what it looks like.
Just then I hear a tone that I know is the tone when a text message is sent. Okay, which of my friends or relatives did he send a blank message to? So I take the phone from him. He let's out the Indian warpath yelp. He has sent a text message to his father. And he has sent the picture of the blanket as an attachment. To his father. He has selected his father's name from a list in my address book. His father. No text, of course. Brilliant Baby can't speak real words, let alone spell.
Just then, I hear a phone tone in another room. And I hear Step Son say "what the heck?" and I yell out, "Your son did that." Step Son says, "Whatever!" in his surfer-dude voice (that's another story worth telling one day).
We settle back into Channel 8 news. He still has my phone and he did the exact same thing again. Sent his Dad a blank text with the blanket picture as an attachment. To his Dad. With a picture of a blanket.
We get up and start getting ready. Now BB is an Osborne.
And Osbornes have Big, Big personalities, every last freaking one of them. I mean that in the nicest, kindest, most sympathetic and helpful way, Dear. But It's genetic. Just saying.
Hiding in Papa's Closet.
This was a good game.
And, Yes, he still has my phone.
Remember to have fun, but remember to be out of the job market when this kid and his generation enters it.
I have an old phone I let my G-baby play with. I'm too paranoid she's going to dial 9-1-1.
ReplyDeleteHe sure is a cutey! I love those PJ's.